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12.9.21


It’s certainly raining a lot today. We’re going to try waiting to see if it will calm down a little before heading out, so I figured now would be a good time to do some more writing.


After taking a tour of the icebreakers, we walked back towards Helsinki Cathedral, and passed Uspenski Cathedral on the way. I didn’t know that Finland was Lutheran. I didn’t even know enough to talk about it with Ilona. I wondered if the Lutherans and the Russian Orthodox clergy have stand-offs on the roofs of their churches, because you can see each of them from the other easily. Out the front of Helsinki Cathedral is a statue of Aleksander II of Russia, because ‘he’s a citizen’ according to the Finnish Tourism Board. He did a lot of good things for Finland, including basically building modern Helsinki, accepting Finnish as the official state language, and allowing them their own currency. The Finns love him. The Aleksanders of Russia were good; the Nicholas’ were bad. The Orthodox church was one such building project of the Tsar. Apparently, the touristy thing to do is sit on the steps outside the of the cathedral, and so we did. It’s specifically used as a place to sit and drink, according to Ilona, and although there were few other people there at the time, all of them were indeed drinking. Two guys were sat on the very bottom step, and whilst one was rolling a ciggie, his mate was taking swigs from his bottle in between retching as if he were about to throw up, and even staggered about for a bit. There was also a group of girls who, as was explained to me, were taking part in the Finnish equivalent of a Fresher’s event. They were all wearing uniforms for their club too. I’d seen the same thing in Denmark and Sweden, so I guess that uniforms are pretty common in the North. We didn’t get no uniforms for the Classics Society, boo. We soon discovered the cathedral was closed, but I loved the sparing decorations it had. Something about simplistic churches makes it being inside a much more personal experience. Having said that, I was disappointed that some of the scenes depicted were repeated around the outside of the cathedral. If you are going to decorate something, at least don’t be lazy about it.



 

Sorry, just had a day out, and then dinner, and then a long chat about bad writing with Ilona. I swear I’m nearly done now.


We were effectively out of daylight by the time I’d finished looking around the place, so we walked by the man practicing his ollies off the top of the staircase and went home. We stopped at the supermarket on the way to pick up some more stuff for dinner. Finland has altogether too much liquorice and its quite upsetting frankly. Ilona bought a few for me to try back at the flat, but I’ll tell you now that I got more enjoyment out of her reaction to me to me eating liquorice than I ever will from eating liquorice. By the time food was ready, it was too late to do anything other than sleep, which I failed to do for the fifth day in a row. We did talk a lot during that first night, to be fair. It felt like a sleepover, with us talking on our mattresses about stuff in the darkness whilst looking straight up at the ceiling. I felt like a child again, it was so fun!



Yesterday, I was utterly baffled by how awake I felt considering I hadn’t slept all night. I’d been lying in bed waiting for sleep’s tender embrace, but to no avail. Then without any break in my memory I remember talking to my dad about something and this journal being destroyed when I walked under an edge and it got caught on a branch, so I guess I must have? It was very disorientating. Ilona had been patiently waiting for me to wake up since 8am, and it was now nearly 11, so I felt guilty about oversleeping, ironically. I grabbed a shower and cowered in the back corner of the “bathroom” to avoid the water hitting the wooden door. Still managed to soak a sizeable amount of her toilet roll, however. We shared a breakfast of yoghurt and granola, and Ilona brought out some blueberries. Blueberries are a prolific part of Finland, something I had no idea of before arriving just a few days ago, but now it seems impossible to be ignorant of it. They were quite tasty. Had been grown by her grandparents. The defrosted fruit juice was also made by them. Both very good additions.


And then the day started! First things first: finding a jacket for me to wear. We were going to be outside and on boats a lot, so I’d likely cry frozen tears with no coat on. Luckily for me, the first charity shop we visited was selling everything for €5, and there was a pretty great, pretty worn-out leather jacket just sitting there waiting for me to take it in my arms. It put me in a good mood for the rest of the day. Our destination was Suomenlinna, a sea fortress and World Heritage site a short ferry-ride away.

 


13.9.21


Oh no, it’s happening again. I’m falling behind.


Picking up from where I left off, we just missed the ferry, so we killed time for the next hour by wandering around the street market next to the dock, and then on towards Uspenski Cathedral. The market had your standard fare: fish, cheese, jams etc. The jam stall intrigued me because there were several flavours I’d never tried before, such as an infamous sea-buckthorn (a flower I’d tried in ice-cream form in Malmö last week) and rowan berry. The sea-buckthorn had the better taste. Rowan berry was bitter and crunchy, a word you definitely don’t want to use to describe jam. The cathedral was closed, so after trying to take some snaps through the sea fog, we boarded the ferry and set off.


The fog was far more intense on the water; there was nothing to see except whatever happened to loom out of the nothingness. Without the loud pumping of the engine, you may have imagined you were gliding along the edge of the earth. There were a few small islands and rocky ridges that gasped for air enroute. The larger ones were inhabited, and even included churches.


Fortunately, the fog had let up by the time we reached our destination, so I could see the general layout. It’s almost exactly how I’d imagined a sea fortress to look, save for the shorter walls and the mini supermarket by the dock. Cobbled streets, courtyards, and plenty of room inside the walls in case a military parade breaks out. It’s still in use by the Finnish navy as a school, at least partially, and a sizeable amount of the rest of the site is occupied by civilians. Whilst the fortress isn't exactly primed for activity anymore, and much of the site has been adapted for visitors and residents, it’s still a bit of a contrast to see kids playing football next to a cannon.

Most of our time, sans physically walking around the complex (it’s actually two islands, connected by a bridge) was spent inside the War Museum, where I got my first real taste of Finland’s history. Until then, I’d only really known Finland for a few things: it’s the place that’s constantly voted “Happiest Place in the World”; and that it wasn’t independent until relatively recently; there’s the Winter War that they won, the Whites were the ‘good guys’ in the civil war, and Finns like saunas. That was the limit of my knowledge.



Now I see Finland in a totally different light. I now know that in less than 50 years – no, less than 50 years – three wars, including a civil war, and all of those men, women, and children affected by so much death and uncertainty in such a short space of time, created a cultural trauma for several generations. . The national scarring of that turbulence is suddenly so much more prominent.


When we’d finished the tour, Ilona called it propaganda. That made me even more unsure of what to feel about it, but what I do know is this: Finland is not the happiest place in the world. Ilona told me as much several times, but now I’ve drawn that conclusion myself. Their independence came from a background of aggressive “Russification” in the dying days of the Russian Empie, after slow-burning Finnish nationalism and an eternity of stagnation under the Swedes. The Finnish national anthem was originally in Swedish because nobody in the government spoke Finnish when they first gained independence. They lost the Winter War, and the “Maiden of Finland’ is now an amputee. The Whites carried out extra-judicial killings en-masse. Ilona’s hometown has a story about prisoners of war being executed in the middle of the frozen lake, but I had no idea of the nationwide scale of it. She doesn’t see them as the good guys. At least the Reds were on the side of the people, she said.



Did you know that of the 300,00 or so Finns involved in the Winter War, a quarter of those who came back had serious health issues? So many were missing limbs. All those with PTSD had no help, which led to a lot of substance abuse by the same people. You start to wonder if it is in any way related to Finland’s drinking and gambling problem. Karelians (people in a region of what used to be Finland) weren’t even allowed to apply for Finnish citizenship by Russia until very recently; the rest of the Karelian refugees in Finland never returned to their homes. Imagine what that much loss of life in so short a time does to a national consciousness. I can’t believe how little I knew before. Finns loving saunas is certainly true: even Ilona’s block of flats has a shared sauna, although she cautions against using it, as she knows from experience how infrequently they’re cleaned.


On a less sombre note, there’s a working prison on the island too. That was a surprise. The fog had lifted greatly by the time we left the museum, so much that you could clearly see the fog bank concentrated over the city on the horizon. It also meant I could wave at boats in the hope they would wave back, which they sometimes did. Ilona did not join in the fun. She was sceptical of the tunnel I wanted to walk down, repeatedly affirming that it would just empty out into the same spot we’d just come from. She was 100%, of course. Should’ve seen her face when we had to walk back up the hill again.



We were quite hungry by this point, and it was quite late into the day considering we had plans afterwards as well, so I followed Ilona back to the dock. Or that was the plan, at least. We’d managed to turn back on ourselves following a straight road somewhere. When she realised our mistake as we arrived back at the start, she looked so defeated that I wouldn’t have been surprised if she’d sat down and wept. Jokingly, of course. I hope. Fortunately, we made it to the dock on our second try. I have to say that the readymade supermarket sandwiches here aren’t that great, but the salted caramel peanuts weren't bad. Ilona misses Tesco meal deals a lot since she came home.


That was it for Suomenlinna. “Sheep Island” was our next destination. I was promised sheep, and I wanted to see sheep, so we slapped our cheeks to wake ourselves up, and got onto the tram. I didn’t even remember closing my eyes, but it wouldn’t be on-brand if I’d actually slept. Ilona still had to nudge me to say we were getting off. It felt so weird to only be 20 minutes up the road from a capital city and be in the middle of a marsh. Imagine taking a bus from Whitehall and 20 minutes later being in a bog with all the skyscrapers far off in the distance. Imagine that, but there’s also a graveyard of wheelbarrows too, for some reason. Don’t know what that was all about.


Whatever the case may be, the general dampness from the day-long fog paired with the salt water marsh surroundings made for a comfy, familiar atmosphere. Maybe I just miss Autumn in England. This is my favourite time of year right now: early September, warm and cold at once. The fallen leaves on the forest floor made me nostalgic for older homes. It felt very much like a familiar forest; large branches and twisty trunks, no pine trees to disturb the mood. The entire path was a raised wooden walkway. This created interesting dilemmas for oncoming traffic. Our joint brainpower was focused on the best way to cross each other without anyone stepping off into the head-high grasses. No significant incidents to report, but if you paused for too long then fleets of mozzies would come out on the attack, which didn’t pair well with birdwatching. It was a great location for it, too. We watched a heron get caught in an updraft and carried higher than we’d ever seen one fly before, and watched it slowly come down again. All was peaceful. There were even cows! Finnish cows! With a cream-coloured stripe from head to tail. Ilona pointed out how high the mud must be for it to reach so high up their legs. Not good cows for bogs, she seemed to think. I thought they were pretty cute regardless.


This particular track terminated at the bird-watching site, so we turned back to find the mythical Sheep Island. Lots of people have cabins just by there. Never seen so many in the wild before. Sheep Island was unfortunately underwhelming. It was a small island that had maybe three or four sheep on it. And just in case you forgot you were close to the city; from out over the water, you could hear some Deep House music playing loudly Not the best accompaniment to a quiet lakeside scene in the early evening. Altogether though, the woods and the water were a nice break from all the cityscapes I’ve visited recently, but we were firmly finished with our day after that. I think we were in bed by 11.





Helsinki, 10.9.2:

Finnair has a crazy clean colour scheme, damn. All greys and whites. Hope that isn’t foreshadowing the neutrality of the nightlife. I can’t believe I’m 26 now. The wrong side of my twenties. If I keep going any further this way, I might have to grow up and get a mortgage. Ugh. Still, it was a nice day yesterday. Anikka made cinnamon rolls, and the whole family chipped in on a jumper and ankle socks. I never expected anything this year – I thought I’d be alone in Hong Kong after all. I love my new jumper, though. It's very Nordic. All I need now is a fishing boat and a penchant for salted liquorice. God, I hate the salted sweets they have in Sweden. Good job I’ve escaped them. Plane’s about to take off and it’s getting bumpy. I’ll be back.


 

There we go. Nice view over Skäne whilst I’m writing this. Sweden is so flat in this part of the country, it’s nuts. The clouds are small and numerous but end abruptly a third of the way towards the horizon. I wonder what Norway looks like today. The flight is only an hour and 20 minutes, so there’s not enough time for me to do much of anything except guess. But Sweden is so damn pretty from up here that I keep getting distracted. I wish I could drive around it. Stupid epilepsy forcing me to be more eco-friendly, I say as I fly once again. I wonder what sort of things I’ll get up to in Helsinki. What if I went all the way up to the north of the country after this? Olivia kept mentioning Iceland, but it could be cool to touch the Arctic Ocean. I guess we’ll have to see how far I can stretch this trip, or how much longer I can stay in the EU before my visa runs out. I can’t imagine I have more than a month left now, which means I’ll have to prioritise. Israel would be neat, but I don’t know if they’ve changed their policy on tourists yet. I think I’d like to see Paris again before the end. I’ve met too many people from there on this trip to not use it as an excuse to return. I’m sure I’ll figure it out by Monday.

In the meantime, I have about another hour to kill. Did you know that the free drinks they offer on Finnair are water and blueberry juice? I don’t know, something about that being the only deliberate colour choice on the whole plane adds to the sleek presentation of this place. The most subtle blue you could have to compliment the greyscale. I’m probably reading into it too much because I’m bored. Blue and silver is a great combination in any case. Ravenclaw all the way. Ravenclaw would be a high-end airline for sure. Etihad maybe, are they good? Hufflepuff is Ryanair. Cheap and cheerful with broad appeal. Gryffindor would be a standard airline like British Airways or Turkish Airlines. Slytherin deals with private jets. I need to get a decent Ravenclaw scarf. Honestly, the scarves are the best thing to come out of Harry Potter.



 

The clouds are so thick over Helsinki that it looks like snow.


 

First impressions: trees. So many trees. Massive train terminal at the airport looks like it could fit a nuke or have been used for secret underground flying. Train makes me wish we invested more in public transport in UK. Voiceover man on the train has the most well-spoken English accent. Finland is wacky.


 


11.9.21

What if my sleep schedule is hard-coded to 5:30-11am after Sofia, and now I’ll never sleep at a regular time again? 11pm last night Ilona and I went to bed because we were so tired, but then nope, sod you, Alex. Check the clock; it’s 5:30, not 8:30, nope never mind it’s 11 now! Stupid body.


Now I have to catch up on all the stuff from yesterday, but it’s almost lunch and we need to go out soon, so I have no time! I hate this.


 

Oh also, if you thought you’d be able to continue being up to date, then you’re either going to be ignoring Ilona for the rest of the night or writing at 500 words a minute. Bleh. Let’s start by finishing up yesterday.

Getting off the train at a pretty train station was a nice surprise, but the signposting for the Metro was a bit confusing. Forward, or right?


“Yes,” said the sign. So which way do I go?


“Yes,” said the sign again. There’s a big banner that says “M” but there’s also a sign suggesting I go to the right, so, what, is this the right place or not?


“Yes.” Didn’t matter much in the end since I navigated the underground shopping centre to find the tube, and two minutes later I was standing outside in the middle of a road and flanked by trams. Travelling around all these cities as I have, I’m starting to think that London is in fact the weird one for not having trams.

I walked up the hill I was told to walk up to find a yellow building with the number 21 attached. I reached the top and found a cream building that said 28. On the way to the right address instead, I experienced a weird mix of smells and visuals. First, I passed a lady with an eye-patch, and two gentlemen who were quite obviously conducting a drug deal on a bench opposite a child and his dad. Secondly, I caught a whiff of woodsmoke in the otherwise surprisingly fresh air. It at once felt homely, yet quite obviously not homely, if that makes any sense. Not many drug deals at family barbeques back home. It doesn’t make much sense, does it? It made more sense in my head.



Moving on, I made it to the building, as is clear from the fact I’m writing this in Ilona’s kitchen right now, and after a quick climb up four flights of stairs, I was greeted by one of my very best friends whom I haven’t seen in far too long. I hugged Ilona hard, and we shared a quick back-and-forth before entering what I would generously call a flat. Why generously? Well, an optimist would say it is a space-saving arrangement, and efficient combination of bedroom, kitchen, wardrobe and workspace all within lunging distance. A Pessimist would consider the bathroom to be a broom cupboard, more fit for a hoover than a toilet/shower/bidet. If you close the door, then it becomes awfully claustrophobic, but somehow keeping the door open seems anti-social. The shape of the main (and only) room is roughly a pentagon. Putting my two bags down almost blocked the way back out, so limited is the space. The oven was just slightly bigger than the microwave, but the stove still managed to have twice as many burners as the massive hostel in Copenhagen did. One of the cupboards was (is) literally stuffed with teas. The decorations are necessarily limited but include three pot plants and several pictures. Around the room I spied the cards I sent as part of our letter-writing stint a few months back. All over the place are little touches that personalise what might be considered an insanely small space, whose landlord is taking the piss when it comes to rent cost. Somehow, she’s made it feel more homely than it deserves, even if I am sleeping next to the oven.


I still had much time left before I discovered where I’d be sleeping, however. For now, I was just happy to sit down for a cup of tea with Ilona and share one of the two cinnamon rolls I’d saved for us. In the meantime, she handed me her own birthday present along with a birthday card! It was absolutely wonderful! (“It was absolutely awful,” Ilona joked when I read this last part out loud); a new notebook with an imprint of a dolphin on the leather cover. It’s the same one that she’s used in the past, so she knew it was good. I love it already, she’s the best.


Hold on, quick break in the narrative: Ilona wants you all to know that the “Finnish unemployment office sucks ass!”


Is that it, anything else? “No, no, I’ve already written about it at length in my journal. It sounds much punchier in Finnish.” This is in reference to the conversation we had during the aforementioned tea session where she explained to me the intricacies of the Finnish bureaucracy. She’s been screwed over badly by them, so I hope it works out for her.


After tea, and before it got too late in the day, we decided it would be a nice idea to see some of Helsinki, as it was an awful long way to go to drink some tea otherwise. I was taken down to the harbour to be shown the choicest of landmarks. On the way, I decided it would be a good idea to invest in a jacket whilst I’m here and decided that my white jumper still stunk of the miscellaneous fluid from Copenhagen club. So, I was cold and smelly the whole way down the hill to the harbour.



I can’t say that Helsinki has much of a skyline. All the buildings are broadly the same shape and height (save the churches, which I’ll come to). However, Helsinki does have a rather impressive pile of coal just off to the side of a bridge we used to cross the seawater. A large power plant dominates the skyline in that specific direction too, which I suppose counts. Other than that, perhaps the most significant landmarks we passed were the icebreakers next to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. I’d had them pointed out to me by Ilona when we were still on the opposite side of the water. At that point, they’d been juxtaposed against the old wooden sloops isolated in their own corner of the harbour. Now however, I could see all of six of them in all their majesty. Icebreakers are big chunky metal boys; and apparently, they’re almost all produced in Finland. No other country makes them, practically, according to Ilona.


Oh wow, it’s almost midnight. Ilona can’t go to sleep properly until I do since we’re sharing such a small space. I’ll finish this up tomorrow. It’s meant to be raining a lot, so maybe I’ll have more time to write than I’ll need.



5th September:


Had a good long break yesterday before going out, half-heartedly at first. I expected the same again: back home by 2, maybe 1:30. No fun allowed. Fortunately, that wasn’t the case at all! From the offset, things were better as we had a larger group, and we had a solid destination. We were going dancing! We’re going to the dance bar, lads! Two Czechs and a German came with us, although the music was too loud for one of the new recruits, the rest of us experienced what I assume a normal Copenhagen weekend would be. It finally felt like the first big night after restrictions were lifted. I have a bruise from trying to do limbo, and one of our party threw my jumper into miscellaneous fluids at one point, but it was still fun. Had to run to make it for breakfast this morning, os you know it was a long night. Denmark, you’re pulling me back in.


 

I’ve not seen any significant amount of homeless people here. After Paris and Istanbul, Copenhagen seems devoid of them. I think I’ve seen maybe one or two, but I don’t know for sure. That’s a surprise.


 

The guy in my room is leaving tonight, so I’ll have the place to myself! Woo!


 


Almost 9pm, and I’m sitting in some else’s hostel because it was closer than mine. Miska and Pauline, the two Czechs I mentioned before, are currently using the sauna, because this is the price band of a hostel where they have their own sauna, I suppose. So, I’m sat in the lobby/ common room/ bar drinking a milkless Earl Grey whilst writing this. My rent-a-bike ran over by 6 hours, and I’ve been charged the same price again for the privilege. The fact I’d have to walk back was enough to persuade me to squat here for a time being. At least it gives me an excuse to do some writing.


So yes, I spent the day walking around Christiania, the area of Copenhagen housing hippies and hemp. I know that might sound hyperbolic if you aren’t familiar with the location, but this is quite literally where all the cannabis and hippies are. Let me set the tone.



We walked out from Nyhaven to Freetown Christiania. When you arrive there, there’s a wall covered in graffiti with intermittent alleys that lead further in. If you take the route we took, you’ll go from city streets with city buildings to a quiet country village in less than 20 seconds. The first bit of grass we saw housed a maypole. I haven’t seen a maypole in years. To our left, as we arrived, we heard drumming from a warehouse. Inside was a mix of young and old musicians practicing their marching band routine. Inside was a mix of young and (mostly) elderly musicians practicing their marching band routine. The outside of the warehouse was being spray-painted as we walked by. In fact, there was so much wall art and graffiti everywhere that I would've been there all day trying to describe all of it even superficially. Needless to say, the range on quality was stark at times, but considering the breadth of artistic styles on display here I’d be disingenuous to give any sort of advanced commentary. There was a lot of graffiti. I don’t know what else to add. There, done.



Christiania was such a well-functioning commune. It’s right in the middle of a capital city, but it feels so far away. Everyone is smoking, eating, and drinking weed (“say no to hard drugs” read the sign), which makes sense as everyone seems generally a little bit stoned. You walk through clouds of smoke sometimes. At the same time there are plenty of spaces for children, and nobody was doing anything remotely dodgy; mostly, it seemed like a bunch of old-school hippies taking time out from watering their tomatoes to walk around and catch up with each other who were sitting outside of their own homes weaving reed baskets.


The structure of the commune was impressive by itself. There’re obviously the larger concrete buildings, repurposed from their original military use, but most of the houses and shops here seem to have been built using... brute force? People built their houses wherever they could, and with no cohesion. Some of them look quite modern and sleek, and others are concrete sheds with a bike outside; literally a studio flat made from a shed. And yet somehow it works. nobody is angry here. Well, except that their independence means there are no police here, so if there are any issues, then it takes far longer for anyone to arrive. Maybe things are only pretty during the day.



6th September:


I’ll finish today in Sweden, so let’s finish up in Denmark.


I couldn’t help but think yesterday about my grandad and how much he would have loved to visit Christiania. Hash and gardening. I don’t know if he ever visited Copenhagen, but Christiania only got going in the 70s, so maybe he hadn’t heard about it before old age set in. I can guarantee he would have lived here in another life. Maybe he will. There’s even a stable in the commune! I don’t understand how they’ve managed toto get away with such a bold installation. There were four horses in the paddock, with a small family observing them from a verge nearby. Further along the path we saw a modern version of a Viking longhouse, or something similar. It had a roof that sloped deeply over one side of the walls and curved off in a half-crescent shape around a fire pit. Amongst some of the other houses it felt uncomfortably professional, too neat. I like it a lot.



Before we turned back to leave, we rested for a while at a tiny beach that’s on the edge of a lake. The size meant that there were few other people that could squeeze in alongside us. One was gently swinging in a hammock and taking drags from her vape. Others were playing cards and chatting at a table. Another three were sat just off the sand and talking amongst themselves. In the middle of the lake was a toy sailing boat with surprisingly decent rigging; a true miniature. Next to us, half-listing at the water’s edge, was a bathtub, a passive observer to the events around it. Another example of the quiet chaos here.



It was getting late now, and a little chilly outside of the sun, not to mention the creeping hunger we all had. We bade farewell to Freetown and set off for what Misha assured us was a big food court just back up the road. After about 20 minutes of struggling, we discovered that the area was being redeveloped and the court no longer existed. Instead, we went to Broens Gadekøkken, a different street food market that had a stall with decent butter chicken. Judging from everyone else’s picks and their reactions to them (savoury crepes and a fish finger sandwich) I like to think I chose the best. Typically, just like after every large meal you feel quite tired, so we went back to the same ice-cream shop from before and bought a massive stack again. Well, mostly I did. Misha only got two scoops. I went whole hog on mine again. The ice-cream is too good to pass up.


By this time, it was around 6pm and the wind had picked up to make the evening uncomfortably cold. I’d overused my bike by accident which meant I couldn’t cycle home in 10 minutes anymore. Misha suggested I squat in their hostel for a while, which as you can guess from yesterday’s entry, I did. I stayed until around 12:30 and walked like the wind to get back to a now pristine hotel room.



Before leaving for Malmo, I wanted to have a quick lunch at the hostel, but when the lady asked me if I had paid for the meal, I answered yes and then legged it when she left to check, grabbing a handful of chips as I did.

Now I’m sat outside Hylline station, waiting for a pickup from an old family friend. Copenhagen was awesome. Will definitely consider moving there in my late 30s when I want to open a sleepy bookshop. Onto Sweden!

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