West Coast 2017
"After a bit of a communication breakdown, we found ourselves walking down a dark alleyway, and out into a car park behind some buildings. Two bouncers were sat behind a rope, one guarding a door. Both could almost have been on break, considering their location and the cigarettes in their hand.
'I.D's please,' said one. 'OK, head up the stairs, turn right. No pictures in the first room.' Nick helped Tarquin up the stairs in front of me, and after a quick twist of the corridor we came to a small bedroom with a burlesque dancer lounging on the bed. She greeted us, asked that we don't enter the same way we exited, and have fun. As the final words left her lips the bed slid back to reveal a staircase." - 2nd November, 2017