Christians at the Door Picture the scene: it’s Saturday morning, and you’re shuffling around the kitchen in your dressing gown waiting...

An Open Letter to Salad Dear Salad, Why do you feel the need to permeate every restaurant meal? Why do you wait beside my steaks when...

(For those who aren't aware, I'm pretty keen on history, Ancient Greece especially. A few years back I had a cool idea for a story: what...

Open Mic Night 2: Electric Boogaloo After months of planning, second-guessing, and hyper self-criticism, the moment of truth had come: I...

Coffee Conversations: Pride and a Distinct Absence of Prejudice (Edit: Fuck we lost to Croatia!) Actually, do you iced tea? It's too hot...

Pigs Fly Over Russia Pigs are flying over Russia as part of an unprecedented surge of impossibilities occurring this week. Satellite...

Hurricane Irma The following is a passage from the diary I kept of my time on Salt Cay, but due to its mostly unedited state I feel the...

How I Overcame Anxiety Anxiety is not an easy subject to discuss, and it is especially hard to explain to those who have not experienced...

('Essays From the Crypt' is an anthology of articles which, for one reason or another, never made it to print. Saved from the grave, they...