The Identity Myth: National Identity in a Changing World National identity does not exist. It is an abstract concept; a myth, the same as Robin Hood or King Arthur. As with these stories, our identities are closely tied to our surroundings. Robin Hood, for example, is identified as an English story because the characters and locations are consistently associated with Nottingham, England. Yet King Arthur is also claimed as an English hero, despite his origins in Welsh/Breton t

Coffee Conversations: Nice Day for a Royal Wedding Coffee Conversations is a segment that talks about things usually overheard in quieter moments; like when talking to a friend in a coffee shop. The subjects are loose, opinionated, and poorly researched. I promise nothing and will deliver less. Just a tea for me, thanks. Milk, please, no sugar. Ta. Soooo… Oh my God oh my God! Price Harry’s getting married today woo! I can’t wait to look at all the mad hats and famous people I

Sex and Gender: Education, not Simplification (A glossary of terms used can be found at the bottom of the article.) The other day, a friend and I were chatting to a guy at the bar whilst we waited for our drinks. ‘So, does that mean she’s into girls or boys?’ ‘She’s into everybody. She’s pansexual.’ ‘What does that mean?’ ‘It means she’s attracted to everyone, regardless of sexual orientation or gender.’ ‘But, doesn’t that just make her bisexual?’ ‘No, because not everybody i

(Originally written July, 2016) Isengard Under Investigation for Environmental Issues Isengard is under investigation for alleged breaches of environmental agreements. The International Union for Conservation of Nature (IUCN) has sent a special envoy to the municipality to investigate claims of severe environmental damage, and to ascertain if there are grounds for concern. The investigation was triggered after reports of mass deforestation of local woodland, the poisoning of

A Guide to War Etiquette Bitterly researched for the greater glory of the Mother Paper War is serious business. It requires a significant portion of your daily attention, but you need help. An important element in wartime is to justify your own actions. This is necessary in order to avoid criticism, and, if done correctly, can provide a variety of reasons for hostile action. History is riddled with conflicts that are won or lost based on the following factors, and any aspirin