(Originally published 2016) What I Found when I Typed ‘When’ into Five Different Search Engines Ladies and gentlemen, I humbly present to you the intriguing and mystifying suggested searches for the term ‘when’, after typing them into five of the most popular browsers. First, we begin with Google. Google: The existentialism of when I am and when you are has perplexed this generation’s finest philosophers, which speaks to the very heart of one’s psyche: do we really exist? Can

Denial, Acceptance, and Dogs (A Short Play) I opened my laptop, wondering about what to write that day. It was after a party the night before; nothing too crazy, just dinner and a few friends. I’d tucked my laptop out of the way, and now that the dust had cleared I was gearing up to get back to work. I turned it on, and now there’s a big black smudge in the corner, with hairline cracks snaking down the left side of the screen. It is with supreme irony that in full screen mode