Oct 4, 20202 minSatireInventor of Yoga Pants to Lie in State as Too Many Wish to Thank HimThe Inventor of the yoga pants, Chip Wilson, is to lie in state so as to allow the many grateful partners of yoga-pants-wearers to pay...
Aug 8, 20202 minSatireEssays From the Crypt: Japanese Emperor Abdicates to Focus More on Pokemon GO('Essays From the Crypt' is an anthology of articles which, for one reason or another, never made it to print. Saved from the grave,...
May 30, 20202 minSatireEssays From the Crypt: Newly Discovered Planet Claimed by China as Historical Territory('Essays From the Crypt' is an anthology of articles which, for one reason or another, never made it to print. Saved from the grave,...
Apr 29, 20202 minSatireLife After Coronavirus ‘Likely to be Full of Ubermenschen’Life after the coronavirus pandemic will likely be dominated by an ultra-fit, ultra-educated diaspora of individuals who took the...
Sep 16, 20182 minSatirePizza Cartels Target Edinburgh StudentsPizza Cartels Target Edinburgh Students Students at the University of Edinburgh have fallen victim to a startling upsurge in street-level...
Jul 4, 20182 minSatirePigs Fly Over RussiaPigs Fly Over Russia Pigs are flying over Russia as part of an unprecedented surge of impossibilities occurring this week. Satellite...